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Old 15-09-2018, 12:24   #1
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how many people have been mugged?
 
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Found a hedgehog hit by a car 6am this morning

Was just in a ball in the middle of the road, walked out into the middle and stopped another car before it hit it, driver was an arab and swore at me, so i told him id stab him and rip his fucking eyes out

hedgehog was bleeding and making grunting noises like it couldnt breath

put it in the garage now and its still alive and now its walking around

wtf do i do with it

how to i give it water?
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Old 15-09-2018, 12:26   #2
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its fucking massive as well

it must weigh over 1.5kg
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Old 15-09-2018, 13:40   #3
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You stupid cunt. It will die slowly now you’ve taken it in. Should have just stomped it to death so it didn’t suffer
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Old 15-09-2018, 13:40   #4
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Or left it to nature
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Old 16-09-2018, 06:20   #5
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Old 16-09-2018, 12:23   #6
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Old 17-09-2018, 14:31   #7
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Old 17-09-2018, 14:55   #8
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some woman came to pick it up on saturday

milf, mid 30s, black hair fair skin and blue eyes, icelandic
might convert my garage into a hedgehog sanctuary, with the bonus of being able to fuck her since i think she wanted it
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